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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:05

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?